Funny Yo Mama Jokes - Funny Jokes. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles. O o. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince. O o. Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued. The site's consensus states: 'If you're into old school scares over cheap gore, you'll be able to get over Mama ' s confusing script and contrived plot devices.'.O o. Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application. O o. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.
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